This video's all sorts of awesome. You can't find a more badass way to save a damsel in distress from danger the way that Evan Longoria does. Seriously, the Rays third baseman may nearly share the same name as a "Desperate Housewife", but Evan Longoria's machismo is off the charts.
Why isn't Evan Longoria a member of the Avengers? Evan and Robert Downey Jr. would kick all sorts of ass. Did I mention that Longoria's a Gillette Young Gun?