Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Where Will Luke Ridnour Go Next?!?

        It seems that Luke Ridnour can't find a break... or a team. Ridnour has been traded FOUR times this offseason and the free agency period for the NBA hasn't even started yet. So today's post will look at where Luke Ridnour could be traded to next.

Atlanta Hawks: Hawks could use another role-player like Ridnour, Atlanta could use him as trade bait to gain some cash.
Cleveland Cavaliers: Maybe LeBron puts in a good word or two about Ridnour?
Chicago Bulls: Bulls could also trade him for more cash in order to get back Jimmy Butler and another solid player.
Dallas Mavericks: Could be a decent bench player for the Mavs.
Houston Rockets: I can somehow imagine Ridnour being a Houston Rocket.
Los Angeles Lakers: Not likely to happen. Lakers have bigger plans this summer.
Miami Heat: Dwayne Wade might not be coming back. But seeing Ridnour and Chris Andersen coming off the bench would be comical.
Milwaukee Bucks: I can imagine Luke Ridnour also playing for this team. He actually played for the Bucks before, as a matter of fact.
New Orleans Hornets: New Orleans doesn't look to be willing to make a splash this summer, so why not?
Portland Trail Blazers: Maybe a last-ditch effort to try and find more money to pay LaMarcus Aldridge?
San Antonio Spurs: Spurs and Popovich both love their role players.
Washington Wizards: Maybe Washington frees up some cash to make a play for Durant?

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Food Buy and "Bye"

        Here's another edition of 'Food Buy and 'Bye". This time, I"m going to direct you to places that have good rib meals. Because, eventually this shit will kill me,

Buy: T.G.I. Fridays' Jack Daniels Ribs: Give these ribs a whirl. Love the Tennessee sauce on them, for it is tangy and sweet. Ribs done right at a fairly reasonable price.

Bi "Buy": Ribs from The Meeting House: The Meeting House is a restaurant in Rochester, MI. They have a different take on how to do ribs and they do it very well. Accompanied by some of the best mac & cheese to have ever existed, the ribs are individually pulled. The sauce on them tastes pretty good, too. Basically, this is ribs for millenials.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Show Us What You've Googled

        I'm going to show you all a random word that I've googled. Today's word is " 'Murica." I got some pretty interesting photos on here, so check them out.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Some More Internet Madness

        Scouring through ESPN and the Youtube comment sections, I've come across a plethora of interesting and humorous comments. Some of these might be offensive, some of these might make you laugh. Also understand that these words are those of people on the internet and not mine. But this post is supposed to illustrate what goes through the mind of the dwellers of the internet. Enjoy at your own peril!!

I'd like to hear the audio of the collision between that mass of redundant adipose tissue crashing into Suh--that's a big
bang the earth would be envious of. There would be bbq sauce and crushed chicken nuggets on the field for days.

hanged so many niggers to this song back in the day (Dylann Roof?)

McDonald fries are awesome!!!!!

His 40 time doesn't matter. He registered a 8.0 (how he got his jersey number) on the Richter Scale falling just shy of
the record of 8.25 for California. The record has been achieved twice. the most recent in 1906.

Hope Florida's announcer uses the following quote after a goal this season:

Ucla and usc...Todd gosling go take your seat on the short yellow bus

Narek Navoyan put the bottle down

The song that plays when I take out my dick for a piss.

I play this before I go take shits...

When youre walking to the kitchen on thanksgiving

That walk you make after getting laid.

Ryback would be the first nigga to shit his pants if the music hits during the royal rumble.

I recently attended an audience with some acclaimed feminist to see what types of people actually attended those meetings.
The video above is a nearly flawless representation of what I saw

Did Peaches lick Hogans balls when he was fucking your wife?

This is the sound I make when I fuck my girlfriend.

wow. you need to get laid. Or at least masturbate.

l'd like to say I think this video is fake or rigged. I've been hunting watermelon in the wild for atleast 15 years now,
and have never seen more than 2 watermelons lined up in a row. I heard of a story of a guy who went hunting wild
watermelons and found 3 in a perfect line, but I found that hard to believe.
These watermelons were either tamed or trained, or sedated and slaughtered for fun. It's sad either way.

Bryan sucks hard literally like a woman of the night.


The only player that has never traveled in the NBA is Royce White.

I've been personally victimized by Ron Marchlewski

It's only a big deal if the Patriots would have done it

So how many games will Roger Goodell suspend Bill Belichick for this?

I wonder what A.J. Walkin is doing the day after the happiest day of his life.

"To be fair, when Jordan was playing in the finals, the NBA on NBC theme song played at the beginning of each broadcast.
This caused viewers to become emotionally invested in the outcome of the game much more than the random noise played on

Free81 How's your cornhole, bud?

I am joining the Kojima World Order as of right now

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Some of the Funniest Rachel Dolezal Tweets

        These are some of the funniest tweets that have shown up on the #RachelDolezalMemoirTitles. This hashtag took the internet by storm in recent days. If you haven't heard of the Rachel Dolezal news story, you need to check it out. You might be outraged by it, you might make a joke out of it. But I personally find this story to be a circus of its own.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

The Series That You're Missing Out On

        Many people are talking about the NBA Finals right now and how LeBron is trying to carry Cleveland to an NBA title. In fact, Game 3 of the NBA Finals achieved a higher share than the Belmont Stakes, which saw American Pharoah win the Triple Crown. The NBA Finals has seen the news cover whether or not Matthew Dellevadova has had his pregame coffee or not. But what many people could be missing out on is perhaps one of the most competitive Stanley Cup Finals ever in NHL history.
        The Chicago Blackhawks and the Tampa Bay Lightning has been locked in a competitive Stanley Cup Finals with the Blackhawks leading the series 3-2. It has been so tight that there hasn't been at least a two-goal lead in the entire series. This Stanley Cup Final has had its fair share of interesting headlines as well. For example, the internet took to Twitter and speculated on where Lightning goal Ben Bishop was. Some answers included a potential pulled groin, an act of incognito, and this picture:

        Anyways, the series has been exciting to watch on its own. For one, you get to see the young stars and All-Star players of Tampa like Tyler Johnson and Steven Stamkos go up against an experienced Chicago squad. This Chicago squad happens to be very deep as well, with many goal-scorers playing on every line. You also get to see a great goaltending battle between Ben Bishop and Corey Crawford. Both have been good in this series at times. 
        So if you aren't busy or you're just waiting for the rest of the NBA Finals to resume, why not watch Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals (Or even Game 7)? 

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

On the Playlist

        Here's another edition of "On the Playlist". Here are some more songs that you'll find on my playlist. Some you might recognize, some you've probably never heard of. Check it out!!

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Best Ejections

        Right now I'm watching the UEFA Champions League Final, but it's never a bad time to see some good ejections. Now these ejections aren't just in MLB. Some of the best ejections are at the minor league level as well. Check out some of the best ejections for yourself!

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Surprise Teams of MLB

        There has been a handful of surprises and disappointments so far in this MLB season. Some teams have played better than expected, some teams have played as expected, and some teams have fallen short of expectations so far. Let's take a look at some of the teams that have gone above and beyond so far.

Minnesota Twins: The Minnesota Twins had the best May record in all of baseball and have played very impressive baseball since not scoring a run for the first couple games. In fact, the Twins are at the top of the AL Central. They're tied for 11th in MLB in runs scored (225). Prediction: Don't expect the Twins to continue this run for much longer. This is a young group of players that will likely feel a little burnout from their high level of play. Plus, their starting pitching isn't exactly up to snuff.

Houston Astros: Led by Jose Altuve (.300, 15 SB), Evan Gattis (12 HR, 36 RBI), and Dallas Keuchel (7-1, 1.76 ERA, 60 SO), the Astros have been the biggest surprise in all of baseball so far. They've impressed so much that they're competing for the best record in all of MLB. Prediction: I don't expect them to win the AL West; I now believe that that title will belong to the Angels (Seattle has no hitting, once again. Texas has hitting, but no pitching. Oakland just sucks). This Astros team ranks tied for 25th in MLB in batting average with a team BA of .239. However, my prediction is that they'll make the playoffs as a wild card due to the likes of Keuchel, timely hitting, and a solid bullpen.

Texas Rangers: Speaking of the Rangers, they've played great baseball recently as well. Sitting at 27-25 just behind the Astros and the Angels in the AL West, they've been hitting very well thanks to the likes of Prince Fielder (.355, 10 HR, 39 RBI). Nick Martinez has also been a pleasant surprise for Texas with an ERA of 2.03. Prediction: Seeing how the American League is simply lackluster this year, it's quite possible for the Rangers to grab a wild-card spot. The AL East sucks and the AL Central might not be as tough as people anticipated. They do need to keep their runs down, though (4.15 team ERA is 23rd in all of baseball).