Friday, July 3, 2015

NBA Draft Afterthoughts

        Watching this year's NBA Draft proved to be one of the more unpredictable events ever. Aside from Carl Anthony-Towns being selected No. 1, there were plenty of players who saw their draft stock either rise or fall. Let's take a look at some of the teams that got a steal in the draft and some of the teams that royally screwed up.

Miami Heat: Justise Winslow seems like a Pat Riley guy. He fills a void for the Heat and gives them a great starting five now that Dwayne Wade is coming back. It's really surprising that Winslow fell in the draft, but it was good news for the Miami Heat. Don't forget that Miami's still in play in terms of the LaMarcus Aldridge sweepstakes.

Sacramento Kings: The Kings have the offensive portion figured out barring DeMarcus Cousins is traded. Defense was the biggest problem for them. Drafting Willie Cauley-Stein helps the Kings a lot. They get a 7'1" monster that can rebound all day and can guard anyone one the planet Earth. However, Sacramento stills needs to figure out the whole DeMarcus Cousins situation.
UPDATE: The Kings just added Rajon Rondo to a one-year, $10 million deal. They've added more offense to their team.

Los Angeles Lakers: The Lakers have been preparing themselves for this offseason for quite some time, and they drafted D'Angelo Russell with the 2nd pick. Good pick, right? Well, according to ESPN, Russell had the highest probability of being a draft bust among players ranked 1-20 with 41%. He and Julius Randle will form a decent duo for the future. However, if the Lakers want any free agents to come their way, they need put on a better presentation.

Houston Rockets: I'm amazed at how far Sam Dekker fell in the draft considering that Dekker was projected to be a top-10 pick. However, it looks like Houston will get a possible bench player for their team. Sam Dekker's the kind of player that can score in bunches and can score in a hurry. He averaged 12.1 ppg during his career with the Wisconsin Badgers.

New York Knicks: The Knicks needed anything in the draft in order to fix their abundant amount of problems. So who did they go with? Latvian power forward Kristaps Porzingas. Knicks fans weren't exactly thrilled with the pick. However, time will tell if Porzingas will become the next Darko Milicic.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Where Will Luke Ridnour Go Next?!?

        It seems that Luke Ridnour can't find a break... or a team. Ridnour has been traded FOUR times this offseason and the free agency period for the NBA hasn't even started yet. So today's post will look at where Luke Ridnour could be traded to next.

Atlanta Hawks: Hawks could use another role-player like Ridnour, Atlanta could use him as trade bait to gain some cash.
Cleveland Cavaliers: Maybe LeBron puts in a good word or two about Ridnour?
Chicago Bulls: Bulls could also trade him for more cash in order to get back Jimmy Butler and another solid player.
Dallas Mavericks: Could be a decent bench player for the Mavs.
Houston Rockets: I can somehow imagine Ridnour being a Houston Rocket.
Los Angeles Lakers: Not likely to happen. Lakers have bigger plans this summer.
Miami Heat: Dwayne Wade might not be coming back. But seeing Ridnour and Chris Andersen coming off the bench would be comical.
Milwaukee Bucks: I can imagine Luke Ridnour also playing for this team. He actually played for the Bucks before, as a matter of fact.
New Orleans Hornets: New Orleans doesn't look to be willing to make a splash this summer, so why not?
Portland Trail Blazers: Maybe a last-ditch effort to try and find more money to pay LaMarcus Aldridge?
San Antonio Spurs: Spurs and Popovich both love their role players.
Washington Wizards: Maybe Washington frees up some cash to make a play for Durant?

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Food Buy and "Bye"

        Here's another edition of 'Food Buy and 'Bye". This time, I"m going to direct you to places that have good rib meals. Because, eventually this shit will kill me,

Buy: T.G.I. Fridays' Jack Daniels Ribs: Give these ribs a whirl. Love the Tennessee sauce on them, for it is tangy and sweet. Ribs done right at a fairly reasonable price.

Bi "Buy": Ribs from The Meeting House: The Meeting House is a restaurant in Rochester, MI. They have a different take on how to do ribs and they do it very well. Accompanied by some of the best mac & cheese to have ever existed, the ribs are individually pulled. The sauce on them tastes pretty good, too. Basically, this is ribs for millenials.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Show Us What You've Googled

        I'm going to show you all a random word that I've googled. Today's word is " 'Murica." I got some pretty interesting photos on here, so check them out.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Some More Internet Madness

        Scouring through ESPN and the Youtube comment sections, I've come across a plethora of interesting and humorous comments. Some of these might be offensive, some of these might make you laugh. Also understand that these words are those of people on the internet and not mine. But this post is supposed to illustrate what goes through the mind of the dwellers of the internet. Enjoy at your own peril!!

I'd like to hear the audio of the collision between that mass of redundant adipose tissue crashing into Suh--that's a big
bang the earth would be envious of. There would be bbq sauce and crushed chicken nuggets on the field for days.

hanged so many niggers to this song back in the day (Dylann Roof?)

McDonald fries are awesome!!!!!

His 40 time doesn't matter. He registered a 8.0 (how he got his jersey number) on the Richter Scale falling just shy of
the record of 8.25 for California. The record has been achieved twice. the most recent in 1906.

Hope Florida's announcer uses the following quote after a goal this season:

Ucla and usc...Todd gosling go take your seat on the short yellow bus

Narek Navoyan put the bottle down

The song that plays when I take out my dick for a piss.

I play this before I go take shits...

When youre walking to the kitchen on thanksgiving

That walk you make after getting laid.

Ryback would be the first nigga to shit his pants if the music hits during the royal rumble.

I recently attended an audience with some acclaimed feminist to see what types of people actually attended those meetings.
The video above is a nearly flawless representation of what I saw

Did Peaches lick Hogans balls when he was fucking your wife?

This is the sound I make when I fuck my girlfriend.

wow. you need to get laid. Or at least masturbate.

l'd like to say I think this video is fake or rigged. I've been hunting watermelon in the wild for atleast 15 years now,
and have never seen more than 2 watermelons lined up in a row. I heard of a story of a guy who went hunting wild
watermelons and found 3 in a perfect line, but I found that hard to believe.
These watermelons were either tamed or trained, or sedated and slaughtered for fun. It's sad either way.

Bryan sucks hard literally like a woman of the night.


The only player that has never traveled in the NBA is Royce White.

I've been personally victimized by Ron Marchlewski

It's only a big deal if the Patriots would have done it

So how many games will Roger Goodell suspend Bill Belichick for this?

I wonder what A.J. Walkin is doing the day after the happiest day of his life.

"To be fair, when Jordan was playing in the finals, the NBA on NBC theme song played at the beginning of each broadcast.
This caused viewers to become emotionally invested in the outcome of the game much more than the random noise played on

Free81 How's your cornhole, bud?

I am joining the Kojima World Order as of right now

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Some of the Funniest Rachel Dolezal Tweets

        These are some of the funniest tweets that have shown up on the #RachelDolezalMemoirTitles. This hashtag took the internet by storm in recent days. If you haven't heard of the Rachel Dolezal news story, you need to check it out. You might be outraged by it, you might make a joke out of it. But I personally find this story to be a circus of its own.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

The Series That You're Missing Out On

        Many people are talking about the NBA Finals right now and how LeBron is trying to carry Cleveland to an NBA title. In fact, Game 3 of the NBA Finals achieved a higher share than the Belmont Stakes, which saw American Pharoah win the Triple Crown. The NBA Finals has seen the news cover whether or not Matthew Dellevadova has had his pregame coffee or not. But what many people could be missing out on is perhaps one of the most competitive Stanley Cup Finals ever in NHL history.
        The Chicago Blackhawks and the Tampa Bay Lightning has been locked in a competitive Stanley Cup Finals with the Blackhawks leading the series 3-2. It has been so tight that there hasn't been at least a two-goal lead in the entire series. This Stanley Cup Final has had its fair share of interesting headlines as well. For example, the internet took to Twitter and speculated on where Lightning goal Ben Bishop was. Some answers included a potential pulled groin, an act of incognito, and this picture:

        Anyways, the series has been exciting to watch on its own. For one, you get to see the young stars and All-Star players of Tampa like Tyler Johnson and Steven Stamkos go up against an experienced Chicago squad. This Chicago squad happens to be very deep as well, with many goal-scorers playing on every line. You also get to see a great goaltending battle between Ben Bishop and Corey Crawford. Both have been good in this series at times. 
        So if you aren't busy or you're just waiting for the rest of the NBA Finals to resume, why not watch Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals (Or even Game 7)?