Friday, April 1, 2016

Internet Randomness: April Fools

            We welcome you to another edition of "Internet Randomness"! Today is April Fools Day, so we're celebrating some of the biggest "April Fools" on the internet!! Here we go!

                                                                                                                                 
Eli Manning should be the highest paid Tweeter

Magic Johnson should cut his tongue, then sneeze in Craig Shoemaker's face.

I would love to breed her with a black baby and watch her breat feed our caramel
colored baby with those humongous milk filled utters.

Wait till God hears about this.

It was just confirmed that the Patriots head of technology has been refferring
to himeslf as "the jammer" in recent text messages to Tom Brady.

MIKE BOLSINGER GOT THE RUNS LAST START FROM BAD SHELLFISH. TRY THAT

THIS SALAD IS SO DELICIOUS

BOBBY BONILLA DOESNT CALL JG WENTWORTH HE JUST CALLS THE METS WHEN HE NEEDS CASH

I THINK MATT BOYD IS AWESOME!

FUCK JOHN HIRSCHBECK

MICKEY MOUSE IS CONFIRMED AS ANGELS GM, AND HE'S GOING TO GO FULL FANTASMIC ON
YOUR BITCH ASSES. HE'S ALSO GOING TO ENDOW THE SOON-TO-BE-SIGNED JEFF MATHIS
WITH THE POWERS OF BEING ABLE TO ACTUALLY HIT A BASEBALL SO Y'ALL BITCHES BETTER
WATCH OUT.

I'M GOING TO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK AND HIT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE WEARING MY OMAR
INFANTE JERSEY!!!!!!!

McCUTCHEN McSUCKS!!

Tuscaloosa, where Ancestry.com and eHarmony.com are the same thing. Best. Sign.
Ever.

I got banned from my favorite server because I threatened to put WD40 on all
the 13-year-old's voice boxes.

THERE'S WATER ON MARS FAM!!!!!!!!!!

You know what the Nats need? Juan Uribe

Where my fried chicken at doe

If the Cubs win tomorrow, you'll read about me in the news...I'll be the one
arrested for running up the street wearing nothing but a Cubs t shirt

If I cut my hand off, I can get a prosthetic hand to fap with and bam! Permanent
ghost faps for life. This page is genius.

My cousin broken his ankle falling off the edge of a sidewalk. ...does that mean
side walks are fake?

Played this song to a burger,now its a king.

i played this to a gay dude and hes straight now.

Last time something dropped this hard Japan surrendered.

Showed this to a black man and he turned white

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