Demarcus Cousins is an emotional lesbian.
Pass that crack pipe man
That's why they hired LeBron as their new GM.
I’ve had the same thing happen to girls I’ve dated.
I'm high as sh!t right now!
If they do not name the team 'The Las Vegas Craps' I will forever be disappointed.
With the second pick in the 2015 NBA Draft the Los Angeles Lakers Select AJ Walkin from Facebook University.
I wonder at what point Ridnour just told his agent to stop updating him on what team he's on.
Aldridge: What's the plan on offense this year?
Kobe: I shoot, you get the rebound and throw it back to me.
McDonald's funds ISIS
"Night Court" World War III (1985) [about Yakov's brother, who doesn't want to go back to the Soviet Union] Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon:Is it really that bad over there?
Yakov Korolenko:You ever been to Milwaukee?
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon:Yeah.
Yakov Korolenko:Close your eyes.
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon:Why?
Yakov Korolenko:Please? [Bull does]
Yakov Korolenko:When you open your eyes, you're going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. No matter where you go, no matter how far you run, you're still going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. You can get in a cab, and drive two hundred miles in any direction, and you're still going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. You can get in an airplane, and fly two thousand miles, and you're still...
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon:[clutching his head] NO! STOP, STOP IT!
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Brad Lidge has agreed to throw to Albert in the derby
So honored professional money maker and ladies man Chris Sauer commented on my post. Is it my birthday?!
FREE TREVOR MAY
Zack Greinke looks like he's killed a man.
That's the first time I've seen Red Sox and playoffs in the same sentence since April.
buenos beremos este juego 3 x 2 americana gana
John Martin is Zeb Zeb coverboy
If u free thugger n gucci i will vote 4 u ONLY ON THEM CONDITIONS THO (Someone on Twitter tweeting to Donald Trump)
@realDonaldTrump if u free thugger n gucci then i will vote 4 u ONLY ON THEM CONDITIONS THO— RICH BOY HENNE$$¥ (@wavyjesus420) July 17, 2015
wax blunnts all day 323